Another week of co-ed football down and another week of dashed hopes for the Crave Munchers in a fiercely contested game against the Flying Unicorns. Yet again, Crave had a chance to take home the W, but by god, they choked worse than Tom Brady in the Superbowl. The game ended with a tie, which is about as satisfying as drinking a lukewarm beer, final score 14-14.
Our featured game of the week is the undefeated Remember the Tightans vs Sacks and the City, whose team is slightly less undefeated. The Tightans started the game with some serious trickery that would have made the Joker proud, confusing the defense and giving Moshe Shear the chance to run down the field for an uncontested touchdown while looking like the royal stallion that he is. Unperturbed by this heinous act of trickery, Ephraim Najman quickly threw a touchdown to tie the game at seven a piece. The two teams locked up like rams with their horns intertwined and went blow for blow throughout the rest of the first half, without either team scoring. As the second half rolled around, the Tightans showed up, looking like they would not easily be forgotten. On the first drive of the second half a rising star in the co-ed rushing world, Baruch ‘Bucky’ Apisdorf took over. Forbes has called him “the whiter Jewish Michael Phelps who doesn't swim, but instead plays flag football”. Anywho, Bucky had back to back safeties lighting the fire in the Tightans proverbial hearth. Soon the score was 11-7. The Tightans next drive was reminiscent of Thanos with the infinity gauntlet because they straight destroyed (Spoiler Alert?). Moshe Shear led the mad Tightans with one dainty pass after the other swiftly scoring another TD. (If you haven't seen the new Avengers, please stop wasting your time reading this and go watch it, thanks). The score was now 19-7. This time Sacks was determined to get back into the game, and yet again they were felled like the French at Verdun, (we’re going for one history reference a week, I hope that's cool). This time it was Kayla Singer who came out swinging, with a catch and run for a touchdown leaving a trail of broken ankles. With mere seconds on the clock, a beautiful touchdown was thrown by Najman into the back corner of the endzone ending the game in proper fashion, final score Remember the Tigthans 25-15 over Sacks and the City.
In other news, WTF F-ed up (I couldn't resist) and lost to Gronk Spikes Cause Deflation 19-14. At the same time, the Drunkin Donuts carbo load didn't seem to do them any good because they lost to Sacks and the City 33-14.
Well, that's all for this week folks, stick around for next week's edition of “Sport Sport" by Baruch 'Bucky' Apisdorf.
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